OUR TOP 10 LISTS

10. Alligators in the Sewers

This one doesn't seem to be a very scary urban legend, but one that I have heard since I was a kid. ''Be careful of the sewers, everybody! There might be alligators who want to eat your face in there!''

Because you know, I really wanted to go inside of a SEWER! Which is funny, because I had absolutely no desire to do that, ever. Well, that's not entirely true. I kind of wanted to go into the sewers because I thought the ninja turtles were there.

Still, word of advice: don't go into sewers whether or not there are reptiles who want to eat people hanging around. There's poop in there!

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Author: Alida Nugent / The Frenemy

9. The Spider Bite

Get bit by a spider on your cheek, eventually wake up to millions of spiders crawling out of your face. Because she laid her eggs in the bite hole! That B*TCH!

This one is the silliest urban legend, because everybody knows that when you get bit by a spider, there is absolutely no way you end up being the womb to baby arachnids.

You become a nerdy superhero and Toby Maguire will eventually play you in the movie about you.

The first one will be good, the second one will be okay, and the third one will be terrible and confusingly try to make Topher Grace evil.

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8. The Babysitter

So this chick is taking care of a bunch of dumb kids who probably drool all over her and ask for a million different peanut butter and jelly sandwiches or something.

She hates these kids, and is so excited to get a phone call so she can hopefully leave the hellish facade that is 'pretending to enjoy children.'

But it's not! It's a creepy guy who is like 'oh what's up I'm so weird and I'm going to keep calling you and say some dumb stuff'.

So instead of getting out of the house because she is a caretaker of the young, she calls the cops and they're like 'oh good thing we are the only small town suburban police force who has the ability to trace calls, and that guy is IN YOUR HOUSEEEEEEEEEE' and then she runs off and probably leaves the kids behind.

It's frightening how irresponsible babysitters can be nowadays!

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7. Hand Licker

A blind lady has a dog that she loves and it licks her hand when she is scared at night to show her 'hey, it's cool, I can see though you cannot.'

Then one of those nights she's hearing dripping noises but the dog keeps licking her hand so she's not scared. But then somehow she realized the dripping was her dead dog, and there was a person licking her hand the whole time.

Maybe she wasn't blind, but all I know was that she was REALLY dependent on this dog, which was now dead. This is just an awful story, and I really hope it did not happen.

Why would some guy want to just creepily lick her hand and hide under her bed? Why didn't he take her stuff and rob her? Does he love licking hands SO much he has to kill an innocent creature? Do hands even taste good? This left me with a lot of questions, specifically how creepy I find this guy.

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6. Hook in the Car

We've all heard this right around the same time you found sex and making out in cars very appealing. A couple parks their vehicle after some awesome AWESOME date at the Olive Garden or whatever, where they shared their boring lives over some terrifyingly not Italian pasta dish.

Then they make out, but there is a serial killer on the loose who has a hook hand and the girl hears noises and freaks out and she's like take me home with my panties ON, Jason!

And so they go home but there's a hook on the side of the car door when they get out of the vehicle! I'm pretty sure my mom told me this story so I wouldn't go making out with my lame high school boyfriend in all of the cars in the world.

However, what she didn't realize that it only encouraged me to do so. Why not make out with everybody in cars because this couple definitely saved this suburban town!
They probably ripped off this guys hand! And now he doesn't have his weapon anymore! Problem solved!

5. Guy in the Car

Chick is driving home and this guy in a truck starts tailing her. He also beams his headlights at her. She is scared, because she thinks this guy is going to kill her.

Luckily, the reason why the guy was putting his headlights on her because there was somebody else in her car, and every time the guy would pop his head up, the guy in the truck would beam his headlights at her.

Which is lame! I just think a lot of people wanted to kill this chick, because that's a pretty lame way of stopping a guy about to murder you. Why don't you just honk? Or like, pull up to her and be like, dude there's somebody in your CAR?

Also, it's kind of sad that she didn't notice somebody was in her car. Maybe she was listening to Josh Groban loudly and couldn't hear him breathing, as I often do when I am in the car.

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Author: Alida Nugent / The Frenemy

4. Don't drink Coke and Pop Rocks at the same time

Or you will die. We really should be telling kids not to mix bleach and ammonia at the same time BECAUSE THAT WILL ACTUALLY KILL YOU. DONT DO THAT EVER. But you can eat sugar with other sugar things. That'll be fine.

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3. Some people put razorblades in Halloween candy

This is not such a bad one to tell children. I'm not entirely sure if people would take the time to put sharp objects in Snickers bars, but a part of the grand Halloween tradition is to accept candy from strangers when the number one rule of childhood is DONT ACCEPT CANDY FROM STRANGERS.

So I imagine this is one urban legend that should continue on. Why don't you just poison the candy though? Isn't that a bit easier?

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Author: Alida Nugent / The Frenemy

2. The Ice Bath

Guy goes to a bar and meets up with a ridiculously hot girl. The ridiculously hot girl and him go home together, only he wakes up in an ice bath and his kidney is missing because she stole it.

So the lesson is this, kids: don't hook up with really hot girls because they might be experienced surgeons who have the medical experience to take out your kidney when you are sleeping.

Hey, no worries, dude. Maybe she really liked you, and this was the only way she could tell you.

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1. Bloody Mary

Okay, I will drink Bloody Mary's. I will drink them all the day through. And I don’t give a crap that I am of legal drinking age, and that I am an adult who pays rent and has bills. I don't care that I am not a child anymore.

There is absolutely no way in HELL that I will go into a dark room and say the name Bloody Mary into the mirror.

Because we all know she will appear, and she will kill you, and there is no way I will do that.

EVER. IT IS REAL!

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Author: Alida Nugent / The Frenemy