Top 10 Tips For The Straight Girl At The Gay Club
Hit the town with your GBF in confidence!
10. Wear something Ridiculous
A little black dress has no place in a gay club. You've got to think more Madonna in the '80s. We're talking lace and visible bras and whatever you think you would have wanted to wear when you were 12 and wanted to be a dancer/astronaut/weathergirl. Put on twice as much jewelry as you normally would (and three times as much makeup). You want to look fun, not like youre the sexiest minidress in a Jersey Shore party.
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9. Don't expect a ladies room
There will be unisex, single stall bathrooms you will have to wait your turn for. If two guys manage to slip in to have a little fun, well you may be waiting a while. However, if this doesnt happen, youll be waiting on the shortest bathroom line of your life--guys dont take nearly as much time-and youll be squatting over a questionable toilet in no time. Just dont take an hour to reapply your lipstick; people wont be very understanding.
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8. Wear comfortable shoes and not your highest heels
Oh come on, this night is all about dancing. Its not about walking down the catwalk, or making your legs look longer, or whatever reason you wear those blister-givers. Granted, more guys will drool over your shoes here than anywhere else, but it wont make an ounce of difference for your changes of getting laid (spoiler alertits zero).
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7. You dont have to wait for a drink if you dont look like a bitch
A lot of girls tell me theyre afraid that everybody will treat them like outsiders because theyre girls. Its a myth that isnt true--Ive gotten free drinks from bartenders just for smiling and showing my support for my gay comrades. You wont have to wait forever, and as always, smiling and being polite will always get you extra with anybody in the service industry. Just be careful, though, you will be doling out a lot of cashgay clubs are notoriously expensive, and theres usually a cover.
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6. When your gay friend is making out, just make new friends
Your GBF might find himself making out on the dance floor, and you might find yourself looking around, wondering what to do until hes done. Answer? Dance! Just dance with everybody around you--the dance floor in a gay club for a straight girl is the same as dancing in your room with your best friends during a sleepover- no judgments, just lots of shimmies. Relax, and congratulate yourself on your wingman skills.
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5. Expect to sweat
Nothing is sweatier than a gay club dance floor. Not your Bikram yoga class, not your bed after another night of whiskey sleep-sweats. Its the best workout you can get, so make sure you pack a travel-sized deodorant in that purse. Youre going to need it.
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4. Do shots, and a lot of them
I mean, if theres any night you get to be a drunken slob, this is definitely one of them. Who cares if you fall on your butt while dancing, who cares if your makeup runs and you hug everybody and you drop it like its hot? This is the night to rock out with your...well, you dont have one of those. Embrace it tonight!
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3. Bring another girlfriend
It couldnt hurt if you had another lovely lady by your side the whole night. Youll have another girl to hang out with once all your gay friends start mingling, and youll giggle over the cute guys youll see. She will also prevent you from texting your ex if the boys in your life are otherwise occupied.
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2. Lose yourself in the art of the dance
Go all out, girls! This public arena is your Footloose barn! Try some new moves, especially sexy ones involving a lot of grinding that would be creeptastic to try out on some random straight dude (although he'd probably enjoy it).
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1. Don't be afraid to look at the merchandise
There's going to be a heck of a lot of cute guys, most likely shirtless, at the club tonight. It's okay--a girl can dream. And you should dream. Have fun watching the six-packs go by, it's like a hot man parade.
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