#10. Still Mad About The American Revolution
Listen, I understand that the fight for our freedom should all be water under the bridge now, even though that water was once filled with the demon drink tea our British oppressors taxed us on without asking first.
Oh yeah, because our forefathers were totally brought down by the BRITISH man only 200 years ago, and I see the look in Prince William's eyes when he gets a look at an American stamp and he thinks ''oh, I wish I could still tax that.''
And I've seen the smirk on Middleton's face when she's sees an American house, its one undeniably of ''I'd like to force our British soldiers to be housed there without the consent of the owner.'' I remember a lot from 9th grade history, and it is that British people really want to tax us. I hate that!
Author: Alida Nugent / The Frenemy