The new film DINNER FOR SCHMUCKS opened in theaters nationwide. If there really was a Dinner for Schmucks here's who should be on the guest list and why.
10. Michaele and Tareq Salahi
They weren't invited to the White House, they party crashed, lied about it and were subsequently exposed as participants in a reality show. Congratulations Salahi's, you're on the guestlist (albeit at the bottom) for our Dinner for Schmucks.
9. John Mayer
Using the N-word and making denigrating comments about women to Playboy? Continued public crowing about seedy sex-capades with Jessica Simpson? Come on John, we're waiting, waiting on YOUR world to change. Until then, please find your placecard at the table.
8. Dan Gilbert (Owner of Cleveland Cavaliers)
You lost fair and square Dan. The only thing your wincingly babyish chew out of Lebron James earned you, was a height chair at the schmuck table!
7. Tiki Barber
This former NFL player turned Today Show correspondent engaged in true high school level schmuckery when he left his wife while pregnant with twins for a 20-something NBC intern. Grab a fork and dig in Tiki, dinner is served!
6. Jesse James
For cheating on America's Sweetheart, making excuses about it on Nightline and taking photos of yourself goose-stepping and seig-heiling, you'll be dining with us as well Mr. James. Please rake a seat next to Mr. Barber.
5. Pat Robertson
He blamed the people of Haiti for the devastating earthquake claiming they made a pact with the devil. We confess, we didn't realize you were still alive Pat, but since you are, please have someone from the 700 club wheel you to the celebration.
4. Lindsay Lohan
Dissing and dismissing court dates makes you a flake. Flipping off the judge with a sneaky manicure makes you a well, you know.
3. Jan Brewer (Arizona Governor)
Whether or not it gets permanently overturned, supporting an anti-immigration law that allows police to randomly stop and question a suspect's immigration status is a giant step towards a true state of schmuckiness!
2. Mel Gibson
He went from A-lister to A-hole with a repeat display of vicious and racist rants against his ex-girlfriend and mother of his child. Bon Appetite!
This company caused the worst environmental disaster in human history and has a chairman, (Carl-Henric Svanberg), who referred to the affected community as small people. BP deserves to be the Guest of Honor at a dinner for schmucks!