Top 10 Bromances That Could Have Been More
Forget Romantic Comedies—bromances are the new central relationship in film and television. The fist bumps! The six packs! There’s nothing like two awesome dudes getting along so well they consider themselves best bros for life. Till death do they part. However, as many guy/guy relationships are played out to be platonic, we can’t help but wish for more from some of our favorite dude pairings. Here are the ones that have the most potential to cross over into the throes of bro to gay:
10. Sherlock Holmes and Watson
I read maybe one Sherlock Holmes story as a child, something about evil wolves and Baskerville. It was boring, and the reason why it was boring was because there was no Robert Downey Jr.
And no Jude Law wearing a hat to cover up his depressing hairline. Or not enough sexual tension between the two to cut with a knife, spread like butter, and put all over a piece of man cake. I’m not sure what the relationship is between those two, but if they’re not having sex than I have no interest in that movie.
Their tension is better than any guy in a Katherine Heigl movie.
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9. Captain Kirk and Spock
They’ve been through realms together, through time and space together. If that’s not love, I simply don’t know what is.
Their wedding speech can be all like ‘We’ll live long and prosper” together. It’ll be so sweet, and so many Vulcans will cry. If you know what that means...NERD.
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Author: Alida Nugent
8. Dr. House and Dr. Wilson
If you’ve seen House, you know that Dr. Wilson and Dr. House have been through so much together. Canes, trains, and automobiles. Lots of drugs and wrong diagnoses.
It was all pretty messy, but nothing makes a workplace more enjoyable than a little bit of a crush. They have work crushes on each other, and it’s pretty obvious.
Nothing makes the workplace go a bit faster than a solid crush and some making out—it’s a fact.
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Author: Alida Nugent
7. Vince and the entire cast of Entourage
I mean, I’m sorry, but the whole show would be pretty awesome if it were gay. A bro comedy for gays. I can’t even get over Kevin Dillon or a guy named Turtle being gay.
Could you imagine if that show had a bunch of gay guys in it? Hint: It would have lasted longer than eight seasons. It would have lasted forever.
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Author: Alida Nugent
6. Harry and Ron
Harry Potter and Ginny are timeless. Ron and Hermione are amazing. However who’s the one guy that has consistently been around for as long as Harry Potter been around?
Well, maybe Neville. But also Ron Weasley. Four eyes and ginger kids are the absolute best, but that’s just because I want to give one to the nerds.
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Author: Alida Nugent
5. Batman and Robin
I’m specifically talking about the George Clooney and Christopher O’Donnell. I’ll never forget all the crotch shots in that film, and if you were forgetting, it’s because there are a lot of them.
Although the original Batman and Robin were pretty gay, too. Mostly because you can’t wear tights and not feel gay.
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Author: Alida Nugent
4. Seth and Ryan from The OC
I never cared much for the girls on the OC. Summer was really bitchy to Seth, and Marissa was sort of what happened when you left pasta on the counter for a couple of hours. Boring. Disgusting.
I much preferred the idea of the dudes together. The boy from the wrong side of the tracks (blonde and also pretty, leather jacket hot) getting together with the quirky, rich, Jewish guy?
That’s a rom com I’d watch. That’s something worth watching Peter Gallagher’s eyebrows for.
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Author: Alida Nugent
3. Bill and Eric
In True Blood, everybody is having sex. Here’s a fact: vampire sex is always the hottest, because there is so much anger attached to it.
And the two of them keep getting more packs added to their six-pack every year. They would be good so good gay. Why don’t they just have sex? I mean it’s HBO. It’d be so hot!
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Author: Alida Nugent
2 & 1. Tie: Magneto and Dr. X/ Samwise and Frodo
I MEAN, HAVE YOU SEEN THESE MOVIES.
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Author: Alida Nugent
