Naked news: Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, et al
- In “I Can’t Believe It’s Not a Joke” news, an Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas and cucumbers to avoid them having sexual thoughts.
- Mint.com’s “page not available” page has a kinda funny personal ad.
Naked news: why normal looking porn stars are a threat
- Why porn that women actually like (i.e. with normal looking guys like James Dean, above) makes men so uncomfortable.
- Does success as an artist bring you more sexual conquests? Yes and no, say researchers.
Naked News: Smiling is nature’s Botox
- Smile! Because it’s not that bad (actually, it probably is that bad), but mostly because it makes you look younger.
- ONWEE 4 ME: Teen sexting linked with psychological distress.
- Gloria Steinem: “I think we need to get much angrier.” Hell ya, bitches!
The female reproductive tract explained in Rachel Maddow’s man cave
Wait, that title didn’t come out quite right. “Man cave” is not meant as a euphemism here, especially for Rachel Maddow’s lady parts (for several reasons). No, the “man cave” is just one of her dorky gimmicks whereby she tells her female viewers to take a break and pops a brewskie, puts up some sport paraphernalia and just talks to the dudes. (For a feminist lesbian, she sure likes to play-up gender stereotypes!) Her latest man cave episode involved explaining how egg fertilization happens within the female reproductive tract, because a lot of people, including Mitt Romney, don’t quite have it down. Nor do they understand how many forms of birth control work – birth control many of them use!…
Read More »Naked news: Can you tell me how to get (off) to Sesame Street?
- This is just wrong: The Sesame Street YouTube channel was hacked and, yes, porn was put up.
- It’s about time: An FBI committee moves to update the definition of rape.
Naked news – pop culture edition
- Any show featuring a full gimp suit has promise: a review of “American Horror Story” that took the words right out of our mouth.
- Four lessons men can learn from Justin Beiber on being better boyfriends.
- The Washington DC International LGBT Film Festival kicks off tonight.
Naked News: Ben & Jerry’s Schweddy Balls
- Ben & Jerry’s best flavor ever: Schweddy Balls!
- A little baldy on little baldies: Moby wants to make a porno with average-sized willies.
Naked news: Jim Carrey confesses his love to Emma Stone
- Kind of funny but mostly creepy: Jim Carrey confesses his love to Emma Stone via online video.
- Speaking of weird celebrity confessions of love, Sinead O’Connor is apparently into anal and on the prowl. (Is this just some weird performance art project of hers? One hopes.)
Naked News: Teen sex keeps kids straight – but only if it’s serious, committed sex
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Naked News: Gender equality means more sex for everyone
- Study shows that more gender equality leads to more sex. (And, we’d hazard a guess, better sex, too.)
- Cosmo launches an iPad version of the mag for men (there’s no paper version because apparently dudes wouldn’t be seen dead actually reading Cosmo). So now we can all be super insecure about our bodies and our skill in the sack!
Naked News: Why we sext
Why teens and adults are compelled to send X-rated texts. Is women’s intuition a myth or reality? Do men experience menopause, or rather, manopause? Passionate responses to Erica Jong’s recent co-sleeping-kills-sex comments. Gender-based femicide is still prominent in India. More scientific support for the idea that people are born this gay. MORE FROM EMandLO.com: When [...]
Read More »Naked News: Declining sperm count just a nasty rumor after all
The myth is debunked – humankind’s sperm count is a-okay! Alabama passes “fetal pain” anti-abortion bill, with no exceptions for rape and incest. Miami high school elects transgender senior as prom queen. Tracy Morgan says gay is something kids learn from the media. Wyoming grants divorce to same-sex couple despite not performing same-sex marriages. Obama suggests [...]
Read More »Naked News: San Francisco puts circumcision ban on the ballot
- Circumcision ban to appear on November ballot in San Francisco.
- New Utah law bans “lewd acts” like fondling your own breasts.
- Further East, things are a little more sane: A sex ed contraception requirement passes the Illinois Senate.
Naked News: peen heels, kiddie Botox, and fancy-schmancy condoms
- Damn you American Idol, for covering up Lady Gaga’s penis heels with your logo!
- The latest craze in luxury sex accessories: $5 dollar condoms.
- Forget about going blind, it’s going deaf that you have to worry about: Forty-seven men have reported hearing loss from Viagra.
God is obviously gay-friendly
In case you missed this making the rounds this last week, check out this 3 minute video of Representative Steve Simon (DFL Hopkins/St. Louis Park) eloquently — and we mean EL-O-QUENT-LY — urging his fellow Minnesotan lawmakers not to put a gay marriage ban on the ballot in 2012. They did, unfortunately. But that fact [...]
Read More »Naked News: Sex jokes at the office can cause depression, slacking
- Sex chat at the water cooler can lead to depression and low productivity, study finds.
- A Florida boy is pulled from class for wearing high heels.
Whatever you do, don’t call bin Laden hot
It’s difficult (not to mention crass) to try to tie lust and Osama bin Laden together, but in honor of last night’s historic news we’re gonna do it. A few years ago NPR’s “This American Life” started off an episode about speaking one’s mind in a tough room with this painful yet kind of hilarious [...]
Read More »Retro news websites
Take a step into a time machine and let’s go allllll the way back to the 1990s (ancient, I know) and check out homepages of various news organizations from the pre-Twitter era. The Los Angeles Times site looks like it was created by a 13 year old and hosted on Geocities.
Read More »Pat Robertson vs. evil lesbians
Have you had your daily allowance of crazy today? If not, here’s a little something to meet your needs — and then some. It’s a clip of Pat Robertson explaining why liberals are so intent on killing babies: apparently, it’s all part of a vast evil lesbian conspiracy. The clip was posted by RightWingWatch.org. So [...]
Read More »Naked News: We are all sexual deviants.
- A massive internet study finds that we are all sexual deviants.
- It doesn’t just happen in Thailand. Sex trafficking in the U.S. is called “an epidemic.”
Naked News: Men used to have prickly peens
- In French tickler news: Our male ancestors had penile spines.
- Among gay men, penis size correlates with bedroom roles (the bigger, the bossier, i.e. tops).
Naked News: We didn’t get live sex demos when we were in college!
- Northwestern University human sexuality class has live demonstration by a kinky couple (we’d feel better about that if the guy had been naked too and hadn’t been wielding a modified power tool).
- HuffPo has a DOMA “for Dummies” rundown.
- Egads: half of US men have HPV!
Women have casual sex for — get this! — pleasure
It may not be news to any of you ladies out there who’ve enjoyed the thrill of a no-strings-attached hook-up, but for those who buy into the evo-psych pop notion that women are only interested in high-status resource providers rather than hotties (i.e. the opposite of men’s supposed eternal motivations) there’s a study published in [...]
Read More »Naked News: Justin Bieber doesn’t stand with Planned Parenthood
- Justin Bieber proves exactly why we shouldn’t really be asking 16-year-old himbo pop starlets to weigh in on the abortion debate.
- Congresswomen share their personal stories for the first time in the Planned Parenthood funding debate. (And because we don’t even pretend to be objective around these parts, click here to tell your reps that the defunding is outrageous and wrong.)
Not exactly breaking news: Sexy news anchors distract male viewers
In a new study that will surprise, well, no one we can think of, two researchers at Indiana University have found that attractive, dolled up lady newscasters make it harder for male viewers to retain the information of the broadcast. Heh, we said broadcast. We’re sure that this research will usher in a new wave of mousy, seriously dressed female news anchors — because the producers of these news shows really care how much information their viewers retain. Right?
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