Sometimes a girl (or boy) really can have too many toys–sex toys, that is. If your toy chest is overflowing with products you’ve no time to use, check out this inspirational page full of ideas for repurposed toys. Turn that buttplug into a door stopper, or use it to stop up your leaky sink. And did someone say cyberskin stroker beer cozy?

[Obligatory buzz kill: some of these ideas are, ahem, less than hygienic and perhaps better left to fantasy than reality. Really looking for something to do with your worn out toys? Be green and ship them to Florida for sex toy recycling.]

If sex toys were no longer needed… [dildoo.com]

Though we’ve been led to believe that pillow talk is something that just comes naturally–that we’ll all just magically know just the right thing to say in the heat of the moment–the truth is often anything but. Sure, sometimes we managed to pull it off, but more often than not, words fail us (or, worse yet, the wrong words arrive).

Thankfully, some kind soul has created a diagram of things to say (and not say) during sex, helpfully dividing a wide range of orgasmic exclamations by category–as well as indicating whether they’re good or bad things to say while in bed. Print it out poster size and hang it up by your bed…and you’ll never be speechless again.

Things to say during sex [imgur.com, via Tiny Nibbles]