Sarah Palin’s worst nightmare, Levi Johnston, just did his Playgirl shoot, flaunting some of his body parts as unselfconsciously as he tried to show the world the flaws in Palin’s family values. The ex of Palin’s daughter Bristol, Levi’s the one who earlier this year carried out a p.r. campaign labeling Palin a hypocrite and an opportunist who stepped down as Alaska Governor partly because she could make more cash on the lecture circuit.

And where does Levi go from there? Making more cash on the nude magazine circuit! Tacky? Maybe, but it was an inevitable step on the road to reality shows and Seth Rogen movies. And Levi will be thrilled to know that the history of celebrity nudity and semi-nudity reveals that he’s in really good company.

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We live in hope that one day–one blessed day–we will all get over the “shock” that we all supposedly feel upon the discovery that some vaguely notable person has a sex tape…and just admit to ourselves, once and for all, that pretty much everyone has a sex tape. Or wants to have a sex tape. Or has thought about making a sex tape before reconsidering (because they were smart enough to realize that any sex tape you make will eventually become public).

That said: it seems Carrie Prejean has a sex tape that somehow screwed her out of a settlement with the Miss California organization. It’s all very sad and boring really–but at least we now know that Carrie Prejean has had sex. And that’s probably worth something, right?

Prejean Sex Tape Triggers Settlement [tmz.com]