Zach Golden
Food blogger
Zach Golden is a great American who is very upset that they canceled Law and Order. His childhood was spent in New York being raised by wolves then subsequently dolphins then subsequently supermodels. He currently lives in Brooklyn, New York with his girlfriend Sara and dog Oscar, both of whom he allows on the furniture. He loves pork, is very handsome, his breath always smells good, and he has won multiple highly prestigious awards for his modesty, handsomeness and great-smelling breath. He enjoys dogs more than humans, but enjoys humans more than robots. Zach Golden is the creator of the incredibly popular website, What the Fuck Should I Make For Dinner?.
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