We live in hope that one day–one blessed day–we will all get over the “shock” that we all supposedly feel upon the discovery that some vaguely notable person has a sex tape…and just admit to ourselves, once and for all, that pretty much everyone has a sex tape. Or wants to have a sex tape. Or has thought about making a sex tape before reconsidering (because they were smart enough to realize that any sex tape you make will eventually become public).

That said: it seems Carrie Prejean has a sex tape that somehow screwed her out of a settlement with the Miss California organization. It’s all very sad and boring really–but at least we now know that Carrie Prejean has had sex. And that’s probably worth something, right?

Prejean Sex Tape Triggers Settlement [tmz.com]