I don’t write too much about my love of architecture and interiors here, but this slideshow The New York Times recently posted has me sitting here feeling inadequate and unsuccessful. I mean really, who would not want to live in this space? If only I’d married for money.

At 25 million, the asking price is twice as high as the highest apartment sale in Brooklyn history. Views of the Brooklyn bridge and all points north, south, east, and west can be seen from the DUMBO apartment’s 3 floors. It’s so mouth watering even I would consider moving to Brooklyn.

That’s a joke, Brooklynites.