• New study shows that two-thirds of men and 40% of women masturbate. Women: shame on you for not breaking the 50% barrier. (Here’s inspiration if you need it.) Men: shame on you for lying.
• New York unwittingly marries same-sex couple — apparently gay marriage is a-okay if one man wears a dress.
• Oprah’s pal Steve Harvey continues to dish sex advice. And we continue to be weirded out by a man who refers to sex as “the cookie.”
• College Candy unearths the perfect solution to first-date gas…until you get naked together.
• Babeland reviews the world’s first hand-cranked, 100% green vibrator.
• Chastity Bono, born a girl to Sonny and Cher, is having a sex change.
• Researchers at Cornell University have identified yet another wage gap that screws over (some) women — The Motherhood Penalty. If two women with similar qualifications apply for a job, the one who has kids is less likely to get it.
• MTV finds a new way to lower the bar with Battle of the Bods.
• Performance/video artist Patty Chang’s new exhibit in NYC recreates the real-life meeting of Chinese-American actress Anna May Wong and German critic Walter Benjamin as an erotic scene.
• The new (female) owner of Britain’s Erotic Review magazine claims that women don’t like sex enough to write good erotica. We bet she thinks that ladies can’t make good porn, either.

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