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Gay for dummies: bears

In an effort to educate the straight masses and promote the gay agenda across as many platforms as possible today, we debut a new feature for the month of June, Gay Pride month: Gay for Dummies. This is the 2nd installment.

Not all gays are of the plucked & pull, perfect & pretty variety. We’re a diverse people. Take for example bears. Bears are what you’d expect them to be: hairy, cuddly, round, jovial. They’re a sect of men who are attracted to men who look like men. Translation: men who look like straight, Midwestern men.

They have their own magazine, own dating sites, and even a few celebrities (Scissor Sisters’ Babydaddy) among them. They’re fun creatures. Just don’t feed them.