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It’s Fathers’s Day on Sunday, June 21st this year — don’t forget to call and thank him for all the wonderful advice.

  1. If you refuse to ask for directions, make sure you’ve got a nice, communicative lady (i.e. Garmin) to show you the way.

  2. Use headcovers for your woodies.

  3. Stand up straight, shake hands firmly (not forcefully) and look people in the eye.

  4. Always take time to warm up before athletic events.

  5. Passing gas jokingly around loved ones is only done by old, married people (your parents) who NEVER have sex anymore.

  6. Ladies first.

  7. Learning how to tie Boy Scout knots is an essential life tool.

  8. Don’t shit where you eat.

  9. Technology is your friend.

  10. Finish what you start.



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  12. Anita Wagner

    My dad is a wonderful person and was a good father, but what he taught me about sex really took some reprogramming via therapy when I reached adulthood. The only thing he ever said to me on the subject was “Some day some boy is going to try to put his hands down your pants, and you’d better not let him.” I was sufficiently curious so as not to take it literally to heart, but once the curiosity wore off and I married, I found myself pushing my husband(s) (married 2X) away. Turns out I had bought into the idea of men as sexual predators, something attributable both to my Dad’s warning and to the sex-negative messaging coming from the culture around me. So even though I was never sexually abused, I acted a lot like someone who was. Must also remember the time that programming occurred, i.e. the early 1960s in east Tennessee, the buckle of the Bible belt. My messaging to my daughter was much more positive.

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