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Cruelty-free, lactose-intolerant condoms

Being a vegan is hard sometimes: going out to restaurants with friends makes you as high maintenance as Meg Ryan in WHEN HARRY MET SALLY, stand-up comedy is usually not a career option, and finding a condom made without animal by-products like milk protein is damn near impossible. Thank goodness for Glyde Condoms, then — 100% vegan latex love socks that come in 3 sizes and 6 flavors (including unflavored). Plus, they aren’t tested on animals. Here’s a list of where to get ‘em — so you can have sex like an animal, not with an animal.

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