The wait is almost over!! Season two of GREEN PORNO with Isabella Rossellini premieres on sundancechannel.com on April 1st! In case you missed last season’s amazing videos and photos, click here: www.sundancechannel.com

As we learned in season one, the term “safe sex” doesn’t always apply to the animal kingdom, so with that in mind and a preview of things to come…we offer the following:

1.) NOT YET, HONEY, I HAVEN’T FINISHED KILLING THE FIRST GUY YET.

The Anglerfish episode from season 2 – coming April ‘09.

2.)WOW! THREE WHOLE SECONDS…WHO COULD ASK FOR ANYTHING MORE?

The Shrimp episode from season 2 – coming September ‘09.

3.) YOUR PALPAE ARE JUST A LITTLE TOO SHORT FOR MY TASTE.

The Spider episode from season 1.

4.) WHOEVER’S ON BOTTOM DIES FIRST!

The Limpets episode from season 2 – coming April ‘09.

5.) FINE! I CAN DO IT BY MYSELF, YOU KNOW.

The Barnacle episode from season 2 – coming April ‘09.

6.) BUT WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME WHEN WE HAVE 642 OFFSPRING?

The Sardine episode from season 2 – coming September ‘09.

7.) QUICK…ONCE MORE BEFORE I HAVE TO BITE YOUR HEAD OFF.

The Praying Mantis episode from season 1.

8.) YES, BUT IF IT BREAKS OFF, JUST THINK – YOU’LL BE MY ONE AND ONLY

The Bee episode from season 1

9.) THAT REALLY HURTS…DO IT AGAIN.

The Snail episode from season 1.

10.) SORRY DEAR, I CAN ONLY GET ONE OF THEM UP RIGHT NOW.

The Squid episode from season 2 – coming September ‘09.