Naked News: Sex scandals abound, from celebrities, politicians and animals

Much of this week’s news was slightly infuriating: Animals get birth control but humans don’t? The mistress gets punished but the married man doesn’t? Rapists get rights but their victims don’t? Aaarrrggghhh!
- Kristen Stewart is dropped from the SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN sequel while the married man director is not. Seriously? The only thing NOT frustrating about this article is the picture of Chris Hemsworth.
- One in four men in the Caribbean describe themselves as bisexual. Are they just more honest or is there something in the water down there?
- This is trashy — we feel dirty even linking to it — but if you’ve read Fifty Shades you won’t be able to stop reading about this real-life BDSM relationship recently gone wrong.
- In Africa, birth control is apparently easier to get for elephants than for humans. (This is a cheap shot but we had to take it.)
- Hopefully this research — that higher-pitched female voices correlate with higher fertility rates — doesn’t mean even more women will start talking in a fake, squeaky, baby voice.
- The “scent of sex and death” attracts lady beetles. Clearly they are secret Goths.
- The Dazed & Confused fashion mag with Azealia Banks’s scandalous photo on the cover gets banned in seven nations. But is it really that bad?
- Paul Ryan, we didn’t need another reason to dislike you, but you leave us no choice, you rapist sympathizer you.
- RIP Helen Gurley Brown. Here are the 10 best tips from Sex and the Single Girl according to The Daily Beast.
- Why Women Have Ravishment and Rape Fantasies
- Vagina vs. Vulva — There’s a Difference, People
- What’s a Nice Way to Give Oral Directions?
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