Top 30 #VaginaMovieLines tweets
To follow up on our Vaginagate roundup post from yesterday, now that the trending on Twitter had died down, here are our top 30 picks for best #vaginamovielines Tweets of the past week, so you can avoid scrolling through the endless stream of mediocrity and get straight to the good stuff:
NEGATIVE (from the perspective of Majority Floor Leader Jim Stamas, the would-be Emperor of vaginas):
- “Say ‘vagina’ again. Say ‘vagina’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say ‘vagina’ one more Goddamn time! ” (Pulp Fiction)
- “If I only had a vagina.” (The Wizard of Oz)
- “The first rule of Vagina Club: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT VAGINA CLUB.” (Fight Club)
- “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a vagina.” (Gone with the Wind)
- “Frankly Vagina, I don’t give a damn.” (Gone with the Wind)
- “Whatever you do, don’t get it wet. And never, ever, feed it after midnight.” (Gremlins)
- “Is your muffin buttered? …Â Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?” (Mean Girls)
- “Love means never having to say ‘vagina’.” (Love Story)
- “I am SICK and TIRED of these MOTHERFUCKING VAGINAS on this MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!” (Snakes on a Plane)
- “Lions and tigers and vaginas, oh my!” (The Wizard of Oz)
- “What’s in the box?!” (Se7en)
- “I’m king of the vagina!” (Titanic)
- “I don’t like your vagina name. I don’t like your vagina face. I don’t like your vagina behavior, and I don’t like you, vagina. Do I make myself clear?” (The Big Lebowski)
- “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little vagina, too.” (The Wizard of Oz)
- “Vaginas? We ain’t got no vaginas. We don’t need no vaginas! I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ vaginas!” (The Treasure of the Sierra Madre)
POSITIVE (from the perspective of Rep. Lisa Brown’s, brave defender of vaginas) :
- “I’m mad as a vagina, and I’m not gonna take it anymore!” (Network)
- “You had me at ‘vagina.’” (Jerry Maguire)
- “I know what you are.” “Say it…out loud.” “Vagina.” (Twilight)
- “You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello, to my little vagina!” (Scarface)
- “We’ll always have vaginas.” (Casablanca)
- “Darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter, take it from me…” (The Little Mermaid)
- “I love the smell of vaginas in the morning.” (Apocolypse Now)
- “Go ahead, make my vagina.” (Sudden Impact)
- “Nobody puts Vagina in the corner.” (Dirty Dancing)
- “You want (the) vagina? You can’t handle (the) vagina!” (A Few Good Men)
- “Vagina, for lack of a better word, is good.” (Wall Street)
- “Nobody steps on a vagina in my town.” (Ghostbusters)
- “The most beautiful sound I ever heard, all the beautiful sounds of the world in a single word:Â Vagina” (West Side Story)
- “Ask ‘em to go in there with all they’ve got, win just one for the Vagina.” (Knute Rockne, All American)
- “No more wire hangers!” (Mommy Dearest)
