Naked News: Justin Bieber doesn't stand with Planned Parenthood

- Justin Bieber proves exactly why we shouldn’t really be asking 16-year-old himbo pop starlets to weigh in on the abortion debate.
- Congresswomen share their personal stories for the first time in the Planned Parenthood funding debate. (And because we don’t even pretend to be objective around these parts, click here to tell your reps that the defunding is outrageous and wrong.)
- Former Kansas Attorney General says deception is okay when investigating abortion providers.
- House passes bill that would force school districts to get parents to opt-in to sex ed.
- Latest trend in the lab: Studying “relationship maintenance” and the “threatening” scent of fertile women.
- 51% of women would rather be skinny than have sex. But, hey, we’re going to look on the bright side: 49% of women aren’t complete idiots.
- “In civil union” and “in domestic partnership” finally added to Facebook relationship status.
- Lady Gaga says her new scent smells like an expensive hooker. Of course it does.
- Research shows oral sex may be bigger cause of oral cancer than tobacco.
- Creation Museum: No gay couples, no refunds allowed.
