Naked News: Long hair bias, Clarence Thomas, and spooky sex offenders

- Older women want everyone toΒ stop making such a big deal out of their long gray hair already.
- High-end escort blogger/Swarthmore student turns out to be middle-aged male government worker in Delaware.
- Last night MSNBC aired a documentary, narrated by Rachel Maddow, called The Assassination of Dr. Tiller, which looked into whether larger forces were at work in this murder (we’re sure they’ll re-air it). In the meantime, Maddow’s blog features outtakes and extras from the documentary.
- The URL Sex.com is finally sold for $13 million to a company called Clover Holdings.
- Registered sex offenders will be forced to stay home on Halloween with the lights out in North Carolina.
- Snooki from Jersey Shore has been celibate for three months. This is apparently very meaningful to some people.
- Just when you thought you’d forgotten about that pubic hair on a Coke can, Clarence Thomas’s ex accuses him of being porn-obsessed.
- A 30-year-old Taipei office worker, fed up with the social pressure to wed, marries herself.
- Contrary to expectations, the sex industry in Johannesburg did not see a spike in business during the World Cup. What, the media trumped up a groundless sex story again? Never!
