Naked News: A celibate Craigslist; plus, saying the wrong name in bed may be bad for your health

- Craigslist renames their controversial “Adult Services” section “Censored” and shuts it down — temporarily, we’re assuming, to make a point about free speech. A celibate Craigslist?! It’s like Baywatch in sack dresses.
- Here’s one benefit to the obesity epidemic: longer sex. A recent study showed that overweight men last longer in bed then their slender peers.
- Steven Slater, the back-talking badass of flight attendants, is not welcome back on JetBlue.
- Emma Watson says the Harry Potter films are not Twilight and they are not selling sex. In that case, we’d like our money back on that wand we just bought.
- Why it’s better just to say “Oh god”: A man in Britain has been jailed for life after killing his girlfriend — with an alarm clock cord, no less — because she yelled out another man’s name.
- Website sells Shariah-approved sex aids to Muslims.
