Naked News: Abstinence programs, baby gender selection, and sex rehab
- Turns out Utah Senator Orrin Hatch managed to sneak an amendment into the healthcare bill (one of the only Republican amendments to survive the last-minute wrangling) which provides $50 million annually for five years to states that offer abstinence programs in public schools.
- Baby gender selection in conservative Egypt causes a stir among traditionalists who see it as an affront to ethics and have lashed out at clinics offering the service.
- Anna Paquin announces that she is bisexual while taping a public service announcement for the True Colors Fund, an advocacy group dedicated to LGBT equality.
- An attorney is suing his former son-in-law for more than $1 million, alleging the man — who contracted unspecified STDs at sex clubs — was unfaithful to his daughter after he paid for the couple’s lavish wedding. Life was so much simpler when dad just sat on the front porch with a shotgun.
- Tiger Woods says he’s a much better person since rehab. It remains to be seen whether he means better at being a husband or better at not getting caught.
- Actor Neal McDonough is fired from Desperate Housewives for refusing to film sex scenes. Um, does anyone on Desperate Housewives NOT have sex scenes? Seems like he could have figured out this one before getting on set.
- Jesse James quits rehab. Ah, whatta man.
