Naked News: Tell-alls, sexless invertabrates & salacious dictionaries
- Not only does Jenny Sandford not stand by her man, she writes a tell-all memoir about his “hiking the Appalachian Trail” that’s due out this Friday.
- Tell CBS to pull the lame anti-choice ad they’re running during the Super Bowl.
- One — count ‘em, one — study shows abstinence only programs may delay when kids start having sex, BUT they have no effect on condom use once kids do.
- Hawaiian politicians kill love.
- Scientists have finally solved the mystery of how one tiny creature has flourished for up to 50 million years without sex.
- Testimony in the historic federal same-sex marriage trial in San Fran ended last week, with it looking like the judge, who could rule as soon as March, leaning in favor of gay marriage rights. Whatever the decision, it’ll almost certainly be appealed to the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals and probably up to the U.S. Supreme Court.
- Reason prevails! Sort of. A dictionary with an entry for “oral sex” will be put back in use at a California public elementary school after being removed due to demands by some ridiculous parents. BUT, kids will need a freaking permission slip to use it.
- Remember the national teen pregnancy rise we mentioned last week? Somehow it didn’t apply to NY state.

