Our top 10 predictions for sex and love in 2010
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- Sarah Palin will “accidentally” release a sex tape to boost her career.
- The PS-spot will become the new G-spot.
- Tiger Woods will star in his own reality TV show about sex addiction.
- Obama will repeal Don’t-Ask-Don’t-Tell.
- Hugh Hefner will finally admit that he’d really rather just spoon these days.
- Vibrators containing phthalates will be tossed into the trash like stinky leftover Chinese takeout.
- Megan Fox will steal one of the Jonas brothers’ virginity.
- Some “scientific” research study will find that patting your head and rubbing your tummy at the same time improves your sex drive.
- Roger Ebert will finally admit he’s really an old lesbian.
- Twitter-sex is so 2009; dirty haikus will be the next big thing.
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