Naked News (10-13-09)
- Three days left till Marge Simpson’s Playboy centerfold hits newsstands. Now we’re justing waiting for Stewie’s cover story in “The Advocate.”
- Support for civil unions up to 57%; support for same-sex marriage still only at 39%. But would a rose really smell as sweet if we gave it another name?
- It’s sad enough that there’s a demand for something like The Artificial Virginity Hymen Kit in this world. Sadder still that Egypt lawmakers are actively trying to ban it.
- Another meaningless study: 31 percent of adult Bostonians would rather forgo sex for an entire year, than give up their mobile phones for the same amount of time.
- Another stupid website: IJustMadeLove.com. Look out, FapMapper.
- If only more straight guys were as cool about homosexuality as Stephen Moyer, the lead vamp on HBO’s True Blood.
